Gathering and Puckering - Reunion Episode

This episode was actually pretty fun to watch. They showed alot of cute clips. It's beyond me why they chose consternation and sturm und drang over fun and frivolity.

Speaking of sturm und drang, they invited Keith Michael back for the reunion show. He rambled off some far-fetched conspiracy theories. The other designers didn't buy the stories – nor did they seem to care. Normally, I'm a good judge of BSing, but the blank look on his face threw me for a loop.


Things got a little tense and people got a little terse. Feeling a bit uncomfortable, Heidi laid down the law.


A reunion wouldn't be complete without humiliation. I've always known Jeffrey was full of hot air and stinky shit, now everyone else does too! Was it a coincidence that the carbon monoxide detector got tripped off and the models passed out all while Jeffrey was present? I think not.


Well, speaking of food, I'm glad Heidi found time to sneak in a little snack during the taping of the show (hey, remember she's eating for two now).


After Heidi finished up her snack, she confronted Vincent about his ew.com interview. In the interview, he trash-talked Tim Gunn AND the other designers. He also said he doesn't like seeing blogspots. Good thing for him, researchers have found a way to manage this problem.


Then they showed a very disturbing clip of Vincent chewing out the producers over how his laundry was done. I don't know what the fuss was all about. At least the shirts didn't come back on flimsy, wire hangers.


Do you know what the most absurd thing was about the whole situation? He paid $125 for those shirts. Even if the three shirts combined totaled $125, he was still robbed.


They asked a few contestants from previous seasons to weigh in on who they liked the best. Jay McCarroll said it's obvious the black guy would win this season. Kara Janx and Daniel Vosovic liked Uli, Daniel Franco picked Laura, and Robert Plotkin picked Daniel Franco.

Chloe Dao said Michael Knight is a male, black version of herself. You know what? I've never looked at it that way before, but I think she's right.


Personally, I think Chloe reminds me of Season 1 winner, Jay McCarroll. Maybe she's onto something.