Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Update on "Mini" Mouse

Before appearing on Project Runway, Minnie Mouse was best known for being Mickey Mouse's, um ... longtime companion. She was so happy to have been chosen as Alison's runway model for the "Waste Not. Want Not." challenge, she even did a little jig.

Even though she endured some unpleasant ribbing from Alison about her body shape and size, it was Heidi Klum's comment that hurt her the most.

After the show wrapped, Minnie had some serious doubts about her burgeoning modeling career. Can she continue to model even though she's not a size 0? Must she conform to the unrealistic ideals and demands of the modeling industry?

All of that shame, humiliation and self-doubt made her re-examine her body. In order to continue modeling, she felt she had no choice but to go on a strict diet. Recently, she's been spotted looking very emaciated and frail. "I worry about her," her friend Daisy Duck confided, "She doesn't look too healthy."

Hopefully, Minnie Mouse (and other stars like Kate Bosworth and Nicole Richie) can realize the dangerous risks they're taking and what kind of damage they can do to their bodies – before it's too late.

Even though this is a satire piece, eating disorders are no laughing matter. In all seriousness, if you or someone you care about, suffer from a serious eating disorder, please seek professional help.


Blogger Kelicious said...

You are so my new BFB (best favorite blog) I have to go purge now.


September 27, 2006 3:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Minni is BEAUTIFUL now........

September 27, 2006 4:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Usually you make me laugh ... today you made me cry. You've crossed over from smart to genius. Love it. Gotta go recommend it to everyone. Thanks. -- BEBELTER

September 27, 2006 5:36 PM  
Blogger madelineanne said...

Fricking hilarious! (and also kind of sad or at least unsettling).
I'm assuming you saw Tim Gunn's response in a Q&A about referring to the model as zaftig. Sad.
But this is the best bit of satire since Gulliver's Travels!

September 28, 2006 9:04 AM  
Anonymous Jenni said...

OMFG! Minnie Mouse has gone all Nicole Richie on our asses.

September 28, 2006 10:49 AM  
Anonymous Black Cherry Rinse said...

Minnie, you look wonderful! Don't let people tell you you're too skinny. Thin is beautiful! Stay strong!

September 28, 2006 2:25 PM  
Blogger MarieMG said...

I have no words for how funny you are, and for how very mad your PSing skillz truly are.

October 02, 2006 11:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was utterly choice... glad I found this blog... between PY and the boys over at Project Rungay, I spend a lot of time choking back the laughter behind the mauve walls of my cubicle. Great job!!!

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