Monday, September 18, 2006

On Again, Auf Again – Week 10

The five remaining designers were invited to a private party at the swanky Pink Elephant. Heidi hinted that they would be joined by a few special guests. The champagne started to flow – and then came their woe.


Their jaws dropped to the floor as Vincent, and then Angela, made their way back into the game. Yes, the dreaded twist – and his nemesis, now have a chance to show at Olympus Fashion Week.

Who knew the producers had Angela and Vincent cryogenically preserved, only to be revived at a later date? Everyone was in shock, to say the least.


The designers were given their new challenge: design a cocktail dress using only black and white fabric. Somehow, Kayne missed that part.

Kayne, I know you automatically tune Angela out (and so would I), but what was going through your pretty little head when Tim said you had to use BOTH colors?


Poor, Laura. The news of Angela and Vincent's return, coupled with the scathing critique she received for her couture gown, rocked her to the core. Her neural circuitry wasn't programmed to handle that many raw human emotions. Her cool exterior started to crumble and her confidence level was badly shaken.


But, Laura pulled it together just in time to win her first challenge. She made damn well sure that dress was totally aged-down. Brava!


Uli created a crazy-print, party dress. Angela did a white collar job. Michael gave Nazri a black belt so she can kick some serious butt. Vincent made a big curtain valance. Jeffrey pimped Marilinda out and made her work. Too bad, no one bought it.


And Kayne went black, but unfortunately he never came back. He got auffed, along with Angela and Vincent.

Uli, if you ever get tired of making flowy, crazy-print, party dresses, you could always find a job with the Miami Convention and Visitor's Bureau. You've done a great job selling the sandy beaches, the warm weather, and the fun atmosphere that Miami is known for.


Oddly enough, I have this strange compulsion to swill some Moet, log onto orbitz.com, and book a seat on the next flight out to Miami on Delta Airlines.

16 Comments:

Anonymous Jenni said...

Always painfully hilarious.

September 19, 2006 8:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I laughed until I cried when I saw that Uli advertisment and the mentioning of the overly obvious product placement in PR! Great job!

September 19, 2006 8:43 AM  
Blogger bittybis said...

Laura as Data. Genius.

September 19, 2006 10:21 AM  
Anonymous Xian said...

I think I just wet myself a little. That's pretty damn hilarious.

September 19, 2006 10:23 AM  
Anonymous Dawster said...

See... i was right... you are soooo worth the wait - thank you!

i laughed till i stopped.

September 19, 2006 1:06 PM  
Blogger MarieMG said...

Photoshop is a dangerous weapon in the right hands......

Hilarious as usual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

September 19, 2006 7:04 PM  
Blogger shirlsd said...

once again ... soooo awesomely hilarious!

September 19, 2006 11:23 PM  
Blogger Distressed Jeans said...

Funny funny. I wish you updated every day, I could use the laughs!

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